Millions of people worldwide have aspired for centuries to Boozy Chanteusehood. Alas, training has in the past been limited to those who can attend expensive Swiss finishing schools or qualify for elite military units.
At long last, at a reasonable price, comes the ultimate guide for all who aspire not merely to drink wine and sing songs, but to Be a Boozy Chanteuse.
This indispensable volume comes complete with chapters describing:
The Author, a World-Renowned Boozy Chanteuse, shows the reader the path to Success using clear language, a scientific approach to learning, and pithy illustrations.
“This instructional booklet changes everything we once thought about Boozy Chanteuse instructional booklets! 5 stars!”
-- Instructional Booklet Weekly
Kolakovsky Press of Canada
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