Nobody knows who they are, but everyone knows what they wish to become: an asshole. There really is no other short cut to not being utterly destroyed. And like the saxophone, you aren’t born an asshole. You learn it. Here.
This manual, crafted out of forty seven years of experience in the Canadian city of Calgary, promises to get you doing, saying, and feeling what will bring it all home in a safe, practical manner.
This indispensable volume comes complete with
The Author, an asshole, shows the reader the path to full engagement using
clear language, a scientific approach to learning, pithy illustration, dramatic
monologue and cowboy poetry.
“A great primer for aspiring Assholes. Great for those
without the patience to read a whole Ayn Rand novel.
10 brown stars!”
— Alberta Asshole Report.
Kolakovsky Press of Canada
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